| ~Maggie~ The Dolphin:
One fry short of a happy meal ;-) |
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| City |
Smalltown Michigan |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Aquarius |
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Height | 5' 3" (160 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Man
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Who is Looking
for |
Friends |
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| Smoker? |
Occasionally |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Separated |
| Profession |
head case/people watcher/forum stalker |
| Smarts |
Some college |
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| Do you want children? |
Does not want children |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
Yes |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | I'm here for forum participation... and the friends that I have made. I enjoy being the solitary, happy little camper that I am; not looking to share my tent any time soon;) I've met some really great people here; some I consider quite intelligent, special and unique. I suggest all of you wade out of your comfort zone and visit some of the different areas and make use of the forums; it's a good way to interact with your fellow fishies:)
I'm a decent person, but admit my faults freely. I'm stubborn, I procrastinate, don't like to argue, but I will and I'm quite good at it. I'm considerate, compassionate and very loyal to the people I care about; I don't talk about people behind their backs, and I don't like it when it's done to me. I respect those that respect me. I am who I am. I'm very close to my family; most live nearby so I get to spend a good deal of time with them.
I enjoy all kinds of music; it's a mood thing for me so I switch randomly. I can go from 3 Doors Down and Metallica and end up listening to Nirvana or Candlebox for hours... you never know with me. Mostly I enjoy horror flicks or action movies; sucker for the comedies. I'm more of an outdoor person; would rather be in the garden... taking a walk in the woods or sitting down at the river.
I get along with most people but drama types tend to drain the life out of me. I try to help people out if I can, trying not to judge while doing so. Usually I find myself surrounded by like~minded individuals that share something with me; the ones that share my humor are hard to find BTW; although I've managed to find a few;) I'm very grateful to have stumbled across them; they're my keepers and I wasn't even fishing:)
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| | First Date |
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1)Cut bait.
2)Clean fish.
3)Walk off a short pier.... |
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~Maggie~ has 2 roses that can be sent. |
 Mail Settings (To message ~Maggie~ you MUST meet the following criteria.) |
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Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
You must have a picture to contact this user.
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
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| bucsgirl | I noticed Maggie's posts on the review thread and getting to know her has been a total pleasure. She's very wise and her patience in helping others is commendable. She's also warm and open, AND a total hoot! If you're looking for a kind, bright, compassionate lady who can make you laugh your socks off, then Maggie is definitely all that. Calling her my friend is a privilege.
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 | Ah.. the fair Maggie. First of all, I checked out those photos and they are absolutely genuine. Not a trace of photoshopping in sight. But, I am completely not buying that it is her. Why? Because... no 46 year woman can possibly have as much wisdom as she does. She has enough for well over a dozen regular women. Really, I can ponder what she said for weeks and then it will hit me like a freight train. Aha, that is what she meant!!! And she is very persuasive - she can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you really look forward to the trip. She must have some kind of mental powers or something. Plus, she is the leader of the movement that will be written of in the history books for centuries to come. When Jefelons take over and establish their dominion over this planet, Maggie will become our liason to them. As it is, she has been tirelessly working for their arrival, getting the place ready and making sure that there is no misunderstanding about our respective roles once we have to share this world with them. And for that, we all should be grateful to her. |
 | Warning: This fine lady’s hair is not available for you to fuck for your fancy, nor will she drive a 1000 miles to lube you in mayonnaise.
No. She’s not the circus freak you are secretly longing for, or at least if she is she’s done one hell of a bang-up job of hiding it from me. This woman is a piece of work, and not in the common sense that most people take that adage as. She’s a Rembrandt; a Da Vinci, worthy of being hung in only the finest galleries to be gawked at by creepy mushroom-loving, grape-smuggler-wearing, hair fetishists. Only the most remarkable of men will have an opportunity to be graced by her presence on a regular basis. She may be from the woods but this woman is hardly all bark. Her intelligence is broad, her wit bounteous, and her compassion unparalleled. Any man lucky enough to win her heart over, once you beat down the massive guard dog of a barrier she’s got set up around her perimeter, will be one luck son of a gun. Take a chance on this one… she’s more than worth the A for effort. |
 | This lady of awesomeness is truely a great person to get to know... She will keep you laughing for hours and always have something interesting to say, no idea how she does it, I half fear she could actually be a robot in disguise or an alien. Watch out though, as i heard a rumour it was no deer she shot but a man who was caught sniffing her knicker draw... So pervs, be warned if you value your testicles But in all honesty this sexy gal is very friendly and approachable though if you do end up on a date with her wear padding down below just incase. :)
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