Now this is the hard bit! As Always I tell the truth, this profile is probably going to be one of the most off putting any lady has seen, hardly the catch of the century!! lol
HERE GOES! I haven't worked for 14 years since I was mugged , The injury left me with a short term memory not the worst one i've seen but it's not brilliant.
Work wise I am hoping to get back into something soon. But 50 years old and 14 years off is hardly the C.V.of the year!! lol
So it will take some sort of special lady to take me on!! lol
What can I offer her, well a good friend a companion a soulmate a lover . And I can cook!! that must be a plus point! I write poems and in the slow process of writing a book (not a poetry one). I like to treat a lady with respect and like to hide a poem for her where she will be surprised to find it. Very Romantic as well.
Size of lady does not bother me, short tall fat thin it really is what you have within that i'm looking for. A loving, very tactile, passionate, romantic lady with understanding is what I seek. ARE YOU OUT THERE? I hope I haven't put ALL of you ladies off.
Oh YES, i'm NOT after anyones money!! lol self sustaining!! Guess what I do enjoy fishing! the only pics of me i've got!! AND by the way there is nothing weird about me,as some very shallow people think oh!brain damage , a nutter.Just the memory. x

A nice walk by the river, as I and I hope you love the countryside. Maybe drop in a Pub for a drink and a bite to eat, and see where this first meet takes us. But as it should always be Ladies first , You can have the choice.

Female
Age between 40 and 54
Live in United Kingdom
Live within 75 miles.
Must not do drugs