Here's the deal...I've come to the realization that it's impossible for me to take this description section seriously... I'm horrible at self-promotion. My life is not a sound-bite. Everything always sounds like a cliche. Hobbies/interests rarely decide chemistry.

Please refer any comments and/or questions to me in the form of a conversation...amazingly, its a great way to get to know someone!

Sorry, you will be required to put forth effort...

If you cant, I understand... you must be very busy... still being single, still on a dating site, still trying to meet someone special. ;)