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Do you want children? Undecided/Open
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About Me
I am not perfect I have flaws like everyone else but let me explain some of my assets. I am kind, friendly, and approachable. I am a big guy so if you are into slender, slim, and buff I am probably not the one for you. But if you are into a man with meat on his bones. I like to consider myself an athletic teddy bear lol. I go to the gym, take spin classes. What I try to do is not have any expectations and just have fun and be myself. I love to laugh and make people laugh. I try to keep a positive attitude. I am spiritual not religious . (I'm not God but God is me). I like the outdoors camping and hiking . I love music. I love to laugh. I am down to earth and spiritual. I like the 4 seasons. Autumn is my favorite, 75degrees, gentle breeze, on a cozy brisk night, sweatshirt weather. I like the simple things in life just having a delicious dinner and renting a good movie and snuggling up to a cozy fire I can be content with. I am not into the bar scene. I like trying new restaurants and going for long rides to anywhere. I love coffee but it does make me a little obnoxious if I drink too much. What I am looking for is a friendly, kind, patient, down to earth, attractive women. 
First Date
I like to keep it very casual coffee and conversation.
Husband Store Joke
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs ...
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids ...
"That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more."
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking ....
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going ...
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework ...
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak ...
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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