Apparently what I had before wasn't cutting it..so here goes..

Beyond being the funny guy, I'm intelligent, and therefor extremely opinionated. If you can't have a friendly argument, keep moving.

I want a woman who is intelligent as well. I don't want to have to decode what you're saying..if you're on here, you're at least 16..and that's old enough to know how to spell correctly, use grammar and punctuation..so please, please do.

Girls..no, women..women: looks aren't very important to me. So long as you have everything you're supposed to when it comes to appendages (arms, legs) and important organs (eyes)..then we'll be good. And, sorry handicapped women..I'm just not looking to be a nurse.

But if I do have to be picky, I like my girls shorter than me..which shouldn't be hard, and with a little curve where there should be curve. You can be a large lady or a tiny lady, so long as you look like a lady, we're good. I like redheads..and brunettes..and blondes..in that order. Green eyes are rare, so obviously sexy..blue eyes are hit and miss..and brown eyes, I love 'em, cause I got 'em too.

Oh, and personality..have a personality, please. Have opinions, have passions, have some flare..pop off the page..dull girls are so..dull.

Grab a coffee and either sit at the coffee shop or go somewhere interesting to talk, maybe to the top of a parking deck to look over the city.

Female
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.