i have zero tolerance for stupidity and douchebags.

i use ; and ... way too much and, for some reason, have an aversion to capital letters for anything other than proper names.

i hate talking on the phone.

my short-term memory is horrible. i try making lists, but forget to write things down. however, my long-term recall is nearly photographic, especially with the smallest or most inane details.

i geek out over quality sci-fi (frak party anyone?) and tech toys.

ideologically, i lean liberal; but not bleeding-heart.

i believe in social responsibility.

i'm fascinated by religion, though i'm by no means religious.

history intrigues me and i firmly believe that we can't know where we're going unless we understand where we've been.

i am much more articulate in my head than i am with my voice.

i have an extremely jealous (and possibly bi-polar) 17+ years-old psychotic cat that snores and drools; her name is Psycho Kitty.


I’m really good at:
putting my foot in my mouth

looking stuff up on wikipedia or google

wasting time

sleeping

drinking coffee

massages (i've been told by more than a few that i should get my license)

cooking (that's right, i can cook; and usually without a recipe...just kind of make it up as i go along)

The first things people usually notice about me are my eyes and that i'm very quiet. a friend once said about me, "you're not anti-social, you're just james dean cool like that!" others have described me as an iconoclast, fiercely loyal, dependable (not punctual - there is a difference)


You should message me if:

you want to get to know a good guy who has most of his shite together, then immediately relegate him to the Friend Zone.

you need a movie watching partner

you can sit me down, shut me up, and tell me 10 things i don't already know, and make me laugh. (thanks, Henry!)

i hate dates (that whole "no game" thing). let's meet up for a drink or coffee and go from there.