"Look, here's the story. I'm from the gutter but I climbed out of it. I'm not the smartest guy in the world but I got guts and I know the streets and I'm making the right connections. With the right woman, there's no stopping me. I could go to the top, I could be somebody here in Toronto. I could be like Ted Rogers but bigger -- The Biggest!..."
"What do you believe in?" You may ask. "Well, I believe in the soul, the**** the ****, the small of a woman's back, the open jump shot, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels by Greg Behrendt are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe the terrorists of 911 acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing reality television and commercial hip hop. I believe in the sweet spot, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
P.S. Under 19, Over 40, over 135lbs (I know big girls need loving too but...), Over 5'4" (unless of course your comfortable with wearing your 3 inch heels and looking down on your man that is), Extreme Piercings & Untasteful Excessive Tattoos, Princesses!!!!, The Unrefined, The Greedy, The Selfish, The Inactive need not apply.
P.S.S. I noticed a lot of women on here are getting feed up with IM's, simple solution instead of posted BIG HUGE warnings on your profile. Go to your Mail Settings and change the Instant Messaging options. There are three setting yes, no, favourites only. Becareful and Good Luck !!!
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