Let's get this one thing straight from the very beginning. I HATE bees. I used to get stung all the time when I was a kid, and I mean, sure I was a bad kid and I was usually ****ing around in a tree or whatever where I shouldn't have been, but being stung sucks and I still remember.

SO. If you are a bee pretending to be a pretty girl just so you can meet up with me, DON'T BOTHER. If I see a bee sitting around at the cafe we're supposed to meet I'm walking RIGHT on by. **** you, bees.