It is absolutely amazing how many people in Vancouver run, snowboard, run, climb mountains, lie in their profiles etc. Also it seems everyone is smart, funny, attractive, self-deprecating etc. I’m sure you have met one of these wonderful people on your last Internet date.

Here are some hints on people to avoid:
1) Anyone whose list of ‘food allergies’ is as long their list of vitamin supplements
2) Anyone who is into Dragon boating –come on you know it’s a cult
3) They have more than 10 pictures in their profile
4) Who can only go out on day passes
5) Someone who takes his or her yoga mat everywhere –another cult (you know it)
6) They have 2 identical small dogs and complementary purses to carry them in. Bonus points if the pets’ pictures are in the profile.
7) They want to ‘help you’ after reading your profile
8) They need someone to help them get money into Canada

My passion is trying new things -especially travel. Like almost everyone else on this site I have jumped out of non-crashing planes, jumped with rubber thingies attached to my ankles, wrestled alligators & sharks, lied in my profile, composed non-run-on sentences, invented strange things, speak dog, climbed mountains, run marathons, snowboard etc. What do my friends say about me? Please for god's sake date him.

5 reasons to send me a smile or a note:
5) You could use a good laugh
4) You are deeply offended as you are one of the people I said not to date
3) You need to meet yet another perfect Vancouverite
2) You are near sighted and meant to click the profile above mine
1) You live on another continent and want another way to waste your time

About you? -Physically I tend to be attracted to slim/athletic women but personality in the long run wins every time.

Enough rambling -if any of this sounds interesting, psychotic, banal, desperate, masochistic, nilhistic ...get in touch or put me in touch with the appropriate associations

The first date is short and sweet but if the chemistry is there the next date is where the money is.