I'm a selfish prick. A hot, pampered intellectual. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I don't care what anybody thinks about me and live life the way i want to live it. I do what i want, when i want. If i was forced to write a newspaper personal ad about what i'm looking for it would go something like this.... I'm a well-hung sexually talented stud looking for a woman who wants to make all the other men in her life jealous in order to procure expensive gifts from them.