March 17...

Just thought it was time to update my profile a bit.

I tried being gay for a couple of months, but it just wasn't working for me though I got hit on more than when I'm heterosexual....

.... hmmm....

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Oct 26

Since I've been making lots of female friends in the fora this past week, I thought I'd better update my profile so they can really get to know the real me...
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Well, it's time to change, just like the seasons. The autumnal equinox is happening in a couple of days so I thought I'd better get a new height, religion and location.

I'm still a pirate, though. I just wish I had the time to get out on the pirate ship. I finally got a pirate flag, but I have to get a red nose to put on the skull 'n' crossbones.


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Summer time. Sailing time. Yay!

Middle o' June... thought I oughta re-do my profile. I hope you like it.

Lemme know if there's anything you are confused about. I'd be happy to tell you more bullshit.



It's the middle of May, the boat's in the water, the air is warmer, so I thought I'd better renew my profile. I hope all you lovely lovelies find it lovely.



Hey there... I'm here for the fun of it. Lookin' around, don't really care if I meet someone since I don't really believe love is actually possible between men and women these days. Between men and men? Sure, in a purely platonic way. I love my buddies and tell them often. Between women and women? Who knows? I do know I love my kids and sunny days.

I've decided not to lie on my profile anymore. Apparently, lying isn't good. I've learned a lot of good stuff since I started hanging out in the forums.

I love you all.

Get naked and do a polka. If I like you we could polka into the bedroom, pour scented oil on each other, and rub body parts.