Funny Joke: Women can fake orgasms, Men can fake listening.. Its a fair trade.
Funny Quote: They should rename this site to plenty of freaks dot com
Thoughts in my head: Why the **** are men voting on my pictures?
First off let me start by saying I'll never know your interested in me if you don't contact me, because you are a women I know you will read my entire profile (unlike us guys
) so maybe just tell me if I did a good job or not.
About me: (updated every once in a while lol)
I am one of the last... never married, not trying to make a ex- jealous, men on earth. I have a weak spot for women shorter then me, In bed I am a total snugly spooner
I can be a smart ass, adventurous, sometimes direct, sarcastic, other times passive, funny, spontaneous, romantic, hard working, outgoing, old fashioned, long lasting
, traditional type of guy. Commonly I will ride a 14 mile loop around the Willamette river in downtown Portland for exercise after work. I am completely DRAMA FREE and I have no ex's lurking around, And I don't NEED DRAMA in my life to feel like I am important. I enjoy all types of music, Country, Jazz, Blues, Butt Rock, etc etc. Country music being closer to my favorite.
I can drink a entire pot of coffee by myself, but not Tabasco sauce like this guy -->
(I'm amazed to hear of so many people who cant stand coffee, your on the wrong planet!
) I am a very friendly person, quiet at first until you know me, then watch out! I am some what mechanically inclined, and have been known to pull over and help strangers on the highway. I wear a button up shirt during the week, and have been seen knee high in mud wrenching on my truck on the weekend. I would rather hike a mtn top then pay money to run on treadmill and smell other peoples sweat in a cage. Even though I don't have kids of my own I always seem to find myself in a relationship with someone who has kids haven't figured that out yet, must be because I'm a kid at heart? I like BBQ'ing, bowling, movie theatres, new releases, spontaneous drives, playing pool, going out with friends and WATCHING them sing karaoke (haha) etc etc I also have this weird addiction to the letter "I" when writing about myself, this reminds me that I also think out loud allot so dont be surprised if you see me talking to myself. My shrink says to stay on the blue pills, and the voices in my head will go away. -- thats a joke. haha
I dont do drugs, Marijuana is a drug, If you bring 'Mary Jane' into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, know how to drive a truck, and have long hair. lol I have a few friends that smoke it occasionally but I can comfortably say no thanks, please be the same. Cigarette smoking is tolerable but I quit 4 years ago.
I've been told it can take a baseball bat over the head for me to realize someone is interested in me LOL So if you read this profile, viewed my pics, and your computer monitor still works, send me a message. Oh the truck is my recreational vehicle (not what I drive daily) I like to go out and wheel it, and break it, so I can do it all over again, its a terrible habit to get into lol
Who am I looking for...?
I am looking for someone who is at least semi-professional meaning they have a job, can live on there own but would rather work together with a significant other to achieve bigger goals. She would have her own things she loves to do, As I do, but willing to spend time with each others hobbies on occasion.
Dan.
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