I LOVE TO MAKE OTHERS LAUGH, even at my own expense. If I can get people to think about what I just said to them, I will do it. I do have a serious side as well but the other five sides are funny. Life is short, I recently lost two close friends to heart attacks and they were only 48. You never know when life will stop. Take a deep breath and hold on!!!

The last book I read was the dictionary. It moved me like no other book ever has. I NEVER EXPECTED THE SURPRISE ENDING!! WHOAAAAA. I NEVER SAW THAT COMING..... Don't worry, I won't spoil it.

I'm the fifth dentist who DIDN'T recommend Trident!

I'm a huge fan of parodies, comedies, Leno's monologue, Letterman when he was younger and crazier. I'm a nut I guess you would say, with a touch of elegance and traditional values that will win a heart or two. I'm an over achiever but will always have time for you.

I'm looking for a petite (shorter then 5'9"), professional, college-educated woman who is easy going, and fun. I want someone who has their own life, but has something missing....me!

I look for a woman with great style, is ambitious, but not materialistic. I come from a genuine, hard-working family with old fashioned values. I hope you like to laugh. I'd like to get to know you and hopefully over time, find a true friend. If this sounds like you, contact me. Oh yea, and I don't have the perfect body, but I consider myself very athletic. In other words, no six pak...sorry.