I'm 26.

***plentyoffish.com: It says that up above.
***Me: Yeah, I just noticed that.
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I spend about 1/3 of my time traveling for my job.

***Me: It doesn't say that up above.
***plentyoffish.com: Touche...
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When I'm home, I play guitar in a local rock band.

***plentyoffish.com: I bet your band sucks.
***Me: **** you.
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I like to snowboard in the winter and play in the water during the summer (boats/jetskis).

***plentyoffish.com: Do you even have a boat?
***Me: No...my Uncle has a sea doo...
***plentyoffish.com:...yeah...that's the same...
***Me: I'm looking for a house. As soon as I get a house, I'll get a boat.
***plentyoffish.com: Does that mean your cardboard box is up for sale? Can I lease it?
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I have 1 son (2 years old) who spends half of his time with me. He's learning to ice skate.

***Me: What, no comment?
***plentyoffish.com: Your mom no comment...
***Me: That didn't make any sense.
***plentyoffish.com: Your mom didn't make any sense...
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I impulse buy everything.

***plentyoffish.com: What...like hookers?
***Me: No, I don't buy hookers.
***plentyoffish.com: Oh, so you steal them.
***Me: What?
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I'm atheist. I don't care what you believe though. All of my friends are some kind of Christian something or another...I don't know any other atheists.

***plentyoffish.com: So you don't believe in me?
***Me: ...
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I'm on here for several reasons; I wish they let you pick more than 1. I'm desperately seeking someone to go snowboarding with. All of my friends have either gone and don't like it or don't have any $$.

***plentoffish.com: "Desperately"...Yeah, that about sums you up.
***Me: Okay, now you're just being mean.
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I carry on imaginary conversations with the website and then post them.

***plentyoffish.com: Yeah, that's pretty weird. People should stay away from you.
***Me: You SHHH! Maybe no one will notice.
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Warning: Do not be mad at me when you have a conversation with me and you are upset because I am not Mr. Sensitive/Serious because you didn't read my profile!

***plentyoffish.com: You posted a warning for the people who aren't reading your profile?
***Me: Yes.
***plentyoffish.com: The people who aren't reading your profile are being warned about it...on your profile.
***Me: If you had another forum for me to warn people, then I would.
***plentyoffish.com: I'm deleting your account.
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I orginally came on here because I wanted to fill my aquarium.

***plentyoffish.com: What the hell is wrong with you?
***Me: ?
***plentyoffish.com: This is a site for people. There are no actual fish.
***Me: I know. I was going to fill my aquarium with people.
***plentyoffish.com: ...?
***Me: It's okay. I have a 50 gallon.
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I have my own currency.

***plentyoffish.com: Oh, what are you going on about now.
***Me: No, it's good. It's backed by gold.
***plentyoffish.com: Fool's gold? Well, I'm assuming it's yours...
***Me: What? Hmm, whatever. I have 10 billion Jereminas.
***plentyoffish.com: Is that a transexual mexican prostitute?
***Me: No, it's my currency.
***plentyoffish.com: At an exchange rate of...? To US dollars please.
***Me: 1 dollar equals 10 billion Jereminas.
***plentyoffish.com: So...you have a dollar?
***Me: No, I bought a Big Mac.
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I eat terrible. It's not uncommon for me to have 24 cookies for breakfast.

***plentyoffish.com: You're going to to die.
***Me: ...you're going to die...
***plentyoffish.com: No, you're going to die SOON. ...and I'm not alive.
***Me: You're talking to me.
***plentyoffish.com: No, YOU are talking to you.
***Me: Oh.
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Okay, it's important to address the fact that there are some people on here that are seriously crazy. Be careful!

***plentyoffish.com: ...said the pot to the kettle.
***Me: No, I mean actually crazy. Locked up crazy.
***plentyoffish.com: Who are you to judge these people?
***Me: I'm the person who needs to worry about getting stabbed by these people.
***plentyoffish.com: ...fair enough.
***Me: ...I don't stab people...
***plentyoffish.com: Good conversation starter. Hey, do you think people should worry about you putting them in your aquarium?
***Me: ...fair enough.
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I think some people's definition of "average" is different than mine.

***plentyoffish.com: You're looking at the midwest. The midwest "average" is different than on the coasts.
***Me: ...I see. Then I'm going to change mine to thin.
***plentyoffish.com: I'll change it back.
***Me: You're an ***hole.
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I forgot that I'm only productive during the summer when reruns are on.

***plentyoffish.com: Oh yeah? I saw how many times you logged in this summer. You weren't productive.
***Me: I mean "relatively" productive...like...compared to the rest of the year.
***plentyoffish.com: So, what exactly do you do during the rest of the year that makes "not doing sh*t" look productive?..."relatively"?
***Me: Talk to you...
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I found a fishing pole in my guitar.

***plentyoffish.com: You found a...? I don't even care..
***Me: I'm just sayin'...
***plentyoffish.com :Yes, but WHY?! Why are you "sayin'"? Why do you feel the need to tell me that?! Or anything else for that matter?
***Me: I thought we were friends...I was just sharing...
***plentyoffish.com: No, when you were e-mailing me porn, we were friends. Now you're just that guy that used to e-mail me porn but now just tells me dumb stories about a fishing pole and a guitar.
***Me: I never e-mailed you any porn.
***plentyoffish.com: No?
***Me: No.
***plentyoffish.com: Oh, then nevermind. We were never friends.
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Apparently there's a limit to what I can put in this section and I've reached it...

See who can spin in circles the longest before falling down.
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Have a running backwards race from one end of the Wendy's dining area to the other. (That's not where we will eat; that's just where we race.)
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1. Open doors for other people to see if they'll give us tips.
2. Spend our tips on hair care products for cats.
3. Tease cats with our cat hair care products. (We'll show them to the cats...and then won't let them have any.)
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It's been requested of me to add more things to the First Date section.

***plentyoffish.com: By who?
***Me: ...me...
***plentyoffish.com: ...mmm...that's what I thought...
***Me: How did you get in this section?
***plentyoffish.com: I'm everywhere. I'm the website. I AM this section...
***Me: ...scary.
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I think if I was british and had to listen to that accent in my head all day when I thought, I'd have to kill myself.

***plentyoffish.com: I don't think it works that way...
***Me: Don't tell me what's worth killing myself over.
***plentyoffish.com: No, I mean if you were british, it wouldn't sound like an accent to you.
***Me: Should "british" be capitalized?
***plentyoffish.com: You're talking to yourself. I don't know that grammar should be your biggest concern.