I do have a photo.. and all that stuff. I have a job (and employees I can boss around, sometimes they even listen), I don't live with my mom, I don't want to meet you for sex, I don't have back hair, my teeth aren't yellow, I don't have a bus pass, I don't paint my fingernails, I don't trip old people, I don't steal candy from babies. Basically, that's some good stuff, now for bad stuff, I do have a belly a, I mean I can see my feet and stuff, and I don't have to wear a moo moo. I also am a super board game player and if you decide to challenge me you may have your confidence ruined by my supreme Scrabble skills.

Alright now, say hi.

I dunno... something fun and non-embarrassing so I can tell my friends about it and they won't mock me endlessly would be pretty good i think.