Please have a pic if you want a response, and not a glamour shot, it's 2009 ladies. It takes more than a $14.00 dress and gaudy makeup to get my attention!!!!



Why the hell would you put "prefer not to say" in the "do you use drugs" category? WTF? That is basically an admission of guilt to me.

I gotta say something to all the women that have "I'm not looking for someone who plays games" or "Not looking for a player" in their profile. Do you really think that guys who are players or guys that play head games are gonna read that and say "hmmm....I better not contact her"? Hell no, a guy or a girl who plays games isn't gonna be deterred by that people!!!!!!!!!!! Get real!



Hello, I am a single dad of 2 boys looking for the woman of my dreams or her best friend so she can introduce us, that doesn't mean you have to be a supermodel. I am attracted to the "girl next door" type. She must be confident and know what she wants out of life. She also must be assertive. There is nothing worse than someone who just goes along with everything you suggest. If you don't wanna eat at Olive Garden just SAY IT!! Don't suffer thru it for my sake! The world will not stop if you make a choice that is not the same as mine, it just shows you are YOU and that's what I am looking for, someone who can be themselves around me!! Also, you gotta have a sense of humor and you must laugh at every joke I tell(kidding). If this is you let me know.
I am in school to get a degree in Architectural Design, I work for myself doing remodeling and home repairs, which affords me a fair amount of free time to spend with my kids and friends.
SORRY LADIES BUT NO SMOKERS! Also, if you have kids and don't live close to me, sorry, the odds of that working out are against us.
I am a "do-it-yourselfer", I can do my own laundry, clean my house, fix all things from a leaky pipe to a leaky roof or even install new kitchen cabinets and tile as well as pick out a nice bouquet of flowers or even some hot clothes for you! I change my own oil and do all my own car repairs! I can hold a conversation with just about anybody. I will make you smile with a hidden note or surprise you with a special evening or a weekend trip! I can buy groceries, make you dinner and do the dishes all in the same night and if your nice I can even give you a foot rub if needed as long as you don't have gross feet.
I can dress up with you and go out for a formal dinner or relax on the couch in our pj's while we watch a good movie.
I can usually be found at home working on remodeling my house or at Barnes and Noble reading a good book, shopping at Target, doing homework during the week, having dinner or drinks with a friend, the occasional night out with the guys, watching a movie, playing with my kids(football, baseball, roller hockey, playstation), making sure they are doing their homework, them helping me with mine, running, riding our bikes, at the pool lounging, wading in the creek, fishing, and a lot more.
I don't have a fancy home or an Escalade with spinners or a summer home in the mountains but what I do have is a lot of love to give to that special woman I am looking for, are you her?
If any of this sounds interesting to you feel free to write me or send me an IM.

Please do not email me if:

You have ever worn anything from the Marlboro catalog!

You still own the 1983 Camaro you drove in high school!

You have 5 kids with 5 different dads!

You still peg the bottoms of your jeans!

Your house has wheels!

You work any place that serves fast food!(I don't like my women to smell like fries!)

You haven't switched your music collection to CD yet!

You still spray your hair with AquaNet!

Your car is missing a window and you just duct-taped some plastic to it instead of actually replacing the window!

If you have more than 14 cats!

If your favorite sunglasses came off of a rack next to a slurpee machine!

If you have ever appeared on or have tried to get on any of the following shows: Jerry Springer, Montel, or Maury. Oprah is ok as long as it was just to get free gifts.

If you curl your bangs or have "camaro hair" or "mall hair" or a fe-mullett.



If you have been on Girls Gone Wild, feel free to stop in and say WOOOOO!! (o)(o). Sorry, I am all out of beads though.

Now that you've read all that, please don't email me and tell me I shouldn't be so picky. I'm not really a carnival ride operator,I'm only trying to keep things fun, I'm just an average guy who doesn't take things so serious.



More to come!!!


Not interested in smokers, even if you only have a few while you're drinking......

One word "Corndog", that's right baby, and if I think your special I might even get you some extra mustard. If the date goes well maybe we can get a funnelcake or some cotton candy to feed each other. After that we can take my golf cart for a spin and check out the stars while trying to get all the sugar off our hands from the funnelcake. I never kiss on the first date UNLESS....unless you can shoot the all of the star out with the fully automatic BB gun, then and only then will you get a kiss.

First dates should be short, maybe coffee, quick lunch, or a drink so we can then decide if we wanna meet again. Pressure free!! Or we could fly to Vegas! Seriously, I go to Vegas twice a year so ya never know!