Hi - I'm not currently available for dating as I'm more interested in other things at the moment - if you'd like to say 'hi' say 'hi!' and I'll say 'hi!' back or given that it's Xmas time when I'm writing this you could say 'ho ho ho' and I'll say 'ho ho ho' and that'll be that done and dusted. I'd like to wish you a nice Xmas time and if it's March 2009 when you read this please don't complain - I told you I was busy doing other things.

I would turn up. I would shower before turning up. You can't ask for more than that. After all I don't know you.