Did you know that when you write an online profile, communicate via email, or text that only %40 of the "real you" or what you are trying to say actually comes across the way you intend?

About Her
- The girl I am looking for has low standards and loose morals.
- She should have a good job or rich parents so she can support me while I stay home and play videos games all day.
- She should be bi, have hot friends, believe in sharing, and love porno style sex.
- Understands that can before I can make sweet love to her, I have to make it to the next checkpoint.
- Wears high heels all the time. Most of the time, JUST high high heels.
- Her ability to make a great sandwich is the key to the success of the relationship.
- Knows that as part of the deal, she is going to have be a baby factory at least twice.
- A wicked sense of humour is an obvious must.

About Me
- My spelling and grammar meet or exceed expectations.
- I don't wear Ed Hardy.



If you want to know anything ask, I am not big on mailing back and forth a million times on here though, chemistry doesn't happen through a computer screen.

The company matters more than what you are doing.