If you want to have some fun and do interesting things, we should hook up for a . I have just recently moved to Niagara Falls and am new to this site as well. THings I like to do : Going on spontaneous road trips, camping ( air matress is key ), golfing, and having a good pint on a patio. Summer is my favourite time of the year and we're right in the middle of it. I made a very list for you ladies. Please understand this is my attempt at humour, no hate mail pls ;)

RULES FOR WOMEN

Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us griping about you leaving it down.

Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

You have enough clothes.

You have too many shoes.

If we connect on the first date, one of the next couple could be like this : Since we're in the falls, I'd pack a small picnic and some wine. As long as it's summer and a nice day, we would relax outside on a blanket with some music and just chat and relax. Then a nice dinner depending on what we both feel is right. When we're done, go for a nice walk along the parkway to let dinner settle in. Drinks at club 365 with a good band, and finish off the evening at the DragonFly for some dancing and good times. After that, you'll have to come along to get the ending to this date. Look forward to it :)