Hey there,

I am a 28 year old swaggering guy who takes charge in life and enjoys every moment of it. I am dominant, but I have a bit of a sensitive element as well. I moved to Pennsylvania about 5 years ago, and I am still trying to figure this place out. I also have an exceedingly adventurous side, and a strong desire to try new things.

Hmmm... What else?

If I had to pick either a pony the size of a puppy, or a puppy the size of a pony... The mini pony would win hands down, and of course you agree!

It seems to me that almost all of the attractive women I meet around here are boring! Ten minuets into a conversation, and they are lost. If you can’t keep up, or challenge me in any way please hit the back button, and go on to the next profile. If you can, let’s chat!!!

What the hell if not let’s chat anyway, you never know....

Dave

A Date? You are already concerned about the date?

Man are you needy!!! I thought you where different. That’s it! Were breaking up! I am on this site looking to make a real friend, and you’re out here trolling for men like a blue whale sucking in krill. It’s humiliating!

You know what? If we did end up dating and broke up, I'd take the puppy. You probably never would have loved him anyway. He doesn’t have a credit card or a sense of humor like mine. That’s right; Mr. Wuffles will be taking his puppy chow with me from now on.