I'm really into wearing button up shirts and backwards baseball caps. I have a noticable scar on my neck from where my hemp necklace got caught on the doorjamb of my Jeep when I saw a couple of my bros in the parking lot of The Oz. I was excited to show them my signed live Dave Mathews cd. Anyways, I enjoy downing a couple of cold Bud Lights and discussing the philosophy of Jung while high-fiving everyone I see. I've got a great job at a reputable dealership, and work out every day. So if I sound like a hot date, and you don't mind taking time off from working towards your cosmotology certificate, maybe we could hook up sometime. Also, if you can't understand that this is completely sarcastic, then we'd probably get along like shits and giggles.

I think for a first date we could go wandering around the city aimlessly until we find an open house for sale. We can pretend we are interested in buying it just so they'll let us look. Then after we've meandered through the house we'll find something tiny and obscure to **** about and walk out. After that we could go to the mall and stare at people as they come out of the shops as if we disaprove of what they bought, all the while woolfing down pizza from Sbarro's. Soon we will become flustered at the fact that we can't afford nice things and decide its time to get the rambunciousness out of our system by playing paintball. I of course will not hold back and pummel you mercilously, thereby causing you to cry. That will be my opportunity to prove that I am actually quite a nice guy by consoling you saying that I just got carried away while facing such a fierce opponent as yourself. We will continue a nice little banter on the car ride back to your house. There I will bid you a wonderful evening and pause briefly assesing the "good night kiss" situation. Whether that is a "yea" or "nea" doesnt matter. I'll tell you I'll call, turn away and skip whistfully back to my vehicle...

Or we'll meet, have a few drinks, then make sweet monkey love in a stall at the bar we're at.

Whatever works...heheh...

Actually I'm taken. But my chica might take you out:)