'Ello all!

I am just your plain ol' average white, bi-polar divorced male here. I have a wonderful close knit array of family and friends with which I would be lost without. My many hobbies include pan handing at train stations, heckling small children at sporting events, midget tossing and last but not least, collecting fecal samples from presidential candidates.

I am an honest open individual with an avid love of the arts(but sooo not a total nerd...well, half-nerd...) and an open minded person with enough sense to try anything a few times before making any judgment... My closest friends tell me there is never a dull moment(and all my exes would regretably concur...) when I am around and know that I would do anything for any one(or two) of them. I am a true friend to all(that have something i want) who's main goal in life is to provide a better life for my son than was provided for me(an' that ain't no easy task).

Life is short, my Pretties, so let us make the most of it and leave our mark behind for future generations to trip and fall over(like a comedic banana peel o' irony). Hopefully I meet someone with whom I can relate, learn from and grow with... if not, I will totally settle for some one to throw toasters at strangers with. Hasta Luego Bonitas!

Ideally a great first date would consist of a nice dinner or a few drinks with the usual "Getting to know you(getting to know all about you)" banter... Afterwards possibly proceeding to a local church or ministry for a "Divorce/Separation Seminar" where we could role play like two lovers who have fallen out(think of all the nasty lies we could hurl at each other...), thus getting our first fight out of the way... and learning a bit about the other in the process. To end the evening possibly a walk Downtown to picket the local Starbucks and stand tall for the coffee growers of South and Central America(or wherever they grow that stuff)... then we share a beautiful chauffered ride to the county court house for complimentary pictures and a new set of day-glow pajamas!!!