Hi and welcome to the infamous sanchas profile. And no i don't f k married men :) anywho i stay real busy between school and work. my major is juvenile law and i also hold a minor in political science and early childhood education. I DO have a car but unfortunatly I have become real good friends with the san bernardino police department and now suffer from the inability to lawfully operate my vehicle. That being said if ur a cop don't hit on me unless ur corrupt :) I am 100& italian and from what I've been told I'm brutally honest and borderline narcissistic. But on a positive note i have a pretty witty sense of humor and really don't care about a whole lot unless its gonna kill me. I'm not judgemental by any means and totally appreciate how significantly "slow" some people are. Why would u post anything on ur profile relating to dating "pretty" girls when u know ur ass looks like fonzy. Come the fk on. There is a certain extent u can take the whole online "cool act" to but eventually u gotta meet her ;)...Hence my pot habbit.. i like to stay on ur level

lol ok ok I'm usually not the type to do this but it was TOO funny not to be put on blast...


he said: i got something for ya if interested??? how would you like 12 inches of meat between those hot thighs.

I said:
mmmmm if thats all i needed i could buy it at the adult store plus it wouldn't expect me to make breakfast the morning after or give me sh*t when another guy calls :)

ha ha.. happy fishing.. better luck next time ;)

Soooo i noticed theres a new little colored clicky thing on the top that says "men who think i'm hot".. lol serious? have we stooped that low to A) be too lazy to go to a bar and hit on people B)sign up with an online dating service and C) be too lazy to click thru profiles?? ok note to self... start bar hopping again....

vegas or a dive bar... beer goggles are always good. I've always wanted to hunt buffalo...but then again there is always something special about ending up naked in the back of a cop car..


Gemini drinking style: Gemini's can drink without changing their behavior much--they're naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned so it's just hard to tell if they're drunk sometimes. They amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusion, then doing something to belie an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Gemini's possess the magic ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several people at once. They like to order different****ails every round--as long as they're not drinking them--and may create a theme (drinking games, intoxicated Twister)

An awkward morning beats a boring night. :)