On average i'm a happy and easy going person,except for when my photo is taken .....actually i have no idea who the guy in the photo is.......i just Googled guy with dark hair and this was the first one on the page.

In typical online dating fashion our appearance has us judged quicker than the space between..a blink and a tear..so if i'm (or the guy in the photo) not to your taste,anything be it fact or fiction written below this paragraph is redundant sooo.......read on or click back.

Not looking for someone whos normal vocabulary is mistaken for tourets on a regular basis,maybe a quieter and relitively normal girl with people skills......but not so quiet that i could dig up a 13th century German nun and have a better conversation.

Friends are important to me and should be an important part of anyones life (just my opinion)
The type of girl i'm looking for should like herself and be herself,preferably someone who likes pets or at the very least tolerates them.
Oh....morals,conscience,standing upright,not dribbling..are seen as favourable attributes...the occasional snort while laughing is also acceptable.

Also,not a big fan of water or it's not a fan of me,especially the ocean.....every time i go near it, it tries to kill me.
I suppose i could try floaties and one of those blowup seahorse thingys,shame i don't wear speedos......not to mention....these devices would wreak havoc with my syncronized swimming attributes.
Although....i'm pretty sure women would flock to me like seagulls to a hot chip, possibly mistaking me as mentally challenged and without supervision.( mmm...there's a thought)

The simple things i suppose i miss the most would be..........being an even number(no interest in being the third wheel),regular conversations (with humans) pretty sure the dog is sick of listening to me (she rolled her eyes at me the other day) and the smell of perfume in the house.......or maybe i'm just missing something in the interpretation of things.

One last thing.....Yep.....the hair's thinning ( thought i'd mention it) it's not contageous,that's just an urban myth.(See episode 11 of SuperNatural)

ooh.....keeping fit and active is one thing.......Mind Gymnastics do not qualify for this past time.
One nighters....... are DVDs that you hire.....Not bed partners.
If you've read this far down the page.....that's 32 seconds of your life never to be seen again, don't feel bad, we all make mistakes.

Anyway.......i'm off to the beach.

Arrange some dead rodents in the shape of a pentagram....sit back admiring our efforts, then smoke a cigarette and tell some lies.

Then we could join the other 30,723 first dates, for the seemingly compulsary walk along the beach.....hope you like crowds.

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