An Apology
Due to internet issues I couldn't log on to POF for over a month and if you sent me a message it has since been deleted ,,I apologize to anyone I didn't respond to !!

I'm back ,,,

I had a friend draft my profile , this is her perspective of me ,,,

~Alan~… What’s there too say, if any of you ladies have had the pleasure of chatting with him, you already know he’s a “keeper”.. It’s just a matter of finding your way too his heart.. Now there’s where it may get little tricky!!! LOL.. He’s a cut above the rest ladies… Sense of humor that at times, can “sting”.. but yet still terribly funny.. and he ain’t all that hard to look at either.. (which of course makes for a pleasant evening).. He’s crazy for spontaneity so beware!!! Please how many ladies out there can honestly say.. they don’t enjoy being “Whisked” off somewhere.. HELLOOO..

Ladies do yourselves a favor, and fire off a quick hello…. Worse that could happen is that you’ve chatted with a great guy!!



Cheers (Happy Fishin)



Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-just the stone
cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad-- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry **stard who made you that way.

2. When you are blue-- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile-- I will know you finally got a date.

4. When you are scared-- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused-- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick-- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again.I don't want to catch whatever you have.

8. When you fall-- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask "because you
are my friend"

Never make someone your priority who you allow to treat as their option.


First Date
All depends on us ,,,but you can bet it will be fun !!