| Maximum-Smile :
So Damned Fun I Should Be Twinned |
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| City |
Vict British Columbia |
| Area |
Canada |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Libra |
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Height | 6' 1" (185 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Friends |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Married |
| Profession |
Global Domination! (muahahahahahaha) |
| Smarts |
N/A |
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| Do you want children? |
Does not want children |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
Yes |
| Do you have a car? |
N/A |
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| | About Me |
| | OK You looked! I caught you looking!!! You didn't know I had eyes in the back of my (cyber) head.
Me:
Puns
Laughter
Humour
Spontaneous
Voracious Reader
Voracious Eater!
Easy Going
Dreamer
Grounded
Ambitious
Successful
Positive
Gentle yet Firm
Self-Confident, but not ccky or arrogant.
Don't be shy, come say Hi.
Add me to your Favorites list. I double-dog dare you.
Funny (in a disappointing way) that this site does not allow nude photos but allows rude behaviour. If rudeness was a criterion to delete profiles, half the people on this site would be deleted. How about a polite "no thank you" when asked to chat? Better nude than rude is my motto.
(P.S., Spelling and grammar still count when we chat) |
| | First Date |
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Drinking to remember (July 23)
A Newfoundlander walks into a bar in Nova Scotia, orders three drafts of Keith's and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells him "You know, a draft goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The Newfoundlander replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Toronto, the other is in Boston, and I'm here in Nova Scotia. When we all left home we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each o'me brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.
The Newfoundlander becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way. He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints.
All the other regulars take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
The Newfoundlander looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs, "Oh, no, everybody's just fine." He explains. "It's just that my wife had us join the Pentecostal Church and I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected me brothers though."
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Maximum-Smile Appears on 5 members favorites lists and has 2 roses that can be sent.
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