Not for me:

If you have several babies daddy's
Have appeared on maury or any other day time tv talk show to get a paternity test
if you order off the childrens menu at every restaurant
, have 20 coach bags but can't afford for gas in your car
If you borrow your mom's car to get to our first date
have called your voicemail to talk to your cat (that happened to me on a date)
if you called that infomercial to become a medical biller/truckdriver
If you begin most sentences, with HOLLA or BOO, and your not joking around.
...If YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs AlL, MoVe On :)
If you believe you are the next american idol, and you can "really sing better than any of the people that have won")

I would like to meet someone who has a great sense of humor and a little ambition in their life.


About me..
I am 26, I am a home owner, which i mention because although my parents are cool people, i don't think you need to meet them right away. Plus my mom's cooking was awful, (so bonus points if you can cook, or can dial a phone to order take-out). I spent the past few years getting my work/personal established. I am ready to meet someone awesome.


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Warning: My profile is sarcastic, I am not a cynical or angry person. I am merely looking for someone who read this and actually thought it was funny.

Oh and I don't work for the makers of the shamwow, that was also a JOKE. I don't have a hookup to get you a free shamwow, nor do I OWN a shamwow. Some people are absolutely unbelievable.

Coffee, Dinner, Sporting Event.. I am up for whatever, very easy going. I could have fun in a cardboard box.