Just some of my observations about women on this site:
1. 98% of the time "a few extra pounds" = "a lot of extra pounds"..no big deal or anything, I'm just sayin...
2. 95% of girls say that they "live life to the fullest"..what the hell does that even mean??
3. 97% of girls spell "a lot" as one word "alot"..don't know why, but that irritates the hell out of me..lol
4. No Pic = Why bother??
5. If you refer to yourself as cute...U probably aren't.
6. If you refer to yourself as funny..U def aren't.
7. If you're dressed like a prostitute in your pic, U will prob get treated like one..how do you not realize that??
8. If your screename contains "sexy" or any variation of it..you're either a guy pretending to be a sexy girl, or a girl that isn't half as sexy as she thinks she is.
9. Extreme close-up face or head shots usually mean that you dont want us to see the body..we're not stupid.
10. Excessive use of smilies = you are probably retarded.
11. Cheesy, spam, peace sign and kissy-face pics = you are absolutely retarded.
12. Nobody cares about your dog.
13. Having a drink in your hand in 2 or more of your pics = you're probably an alcoholic..good luck with that.
and yes, I do realize that Im probably not going to meet anyone with this profile..but just maybe..someone will realize that I'm only kidding around, and think it's funny..and THAT'S who I want to talk to =]
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