A Picture is Worth a 1000 Words, Here is My 1000 Words


"Do I attract you? Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty? Am I too flirty? Do I like what you like?
I could be wholesome, I could be loathsome, I guess I'm a little bit shy
Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me without making me try?"

Ohh!!! Ohh!!!
Sales pitch time...
First and formost I take aweful pictures... I tend to like to dress like a clown when I go have fun... I rarely drink or smoke... No drugs...

I have a few words and have to say the right things to sell myself, as a person that you would like to know more about... I need To tell you I'm good looking.. (Some women think I am :) some don't :( ) I have no Idea what you might think is good looking... I'm no Brad Pitt but I'm not Quasimodo either... (Hopefully you know whom he is)

Here is what I can say off the start...
I'm 6'2" tall and 220 lbs... I'm a big guy but I can still see my belt buckle...
I am follicularly challenged... so I just shave it all OFF...

I live on the north hill of Red Deer... I have a son he is 11 and lives with his Mother... I work in Whitecourt but still live in Red Deer...
Winter time I work a lot because I work in the oilfield...

My son and I are learning to snowboard and so far it's coming along well...
Summer time I enjoy skiing with my boat or driving my convertible...
My son and I have quad's and we go camping and quading alot...

I am looking for a life partner... Someone to share My future with...
Someone I can love/trust/respect with all that I am and will be...
I am very understanding/loyal and trusting... but lose My trust and it is almost impossible to get it back... I tend to spoil my loved ones... Which I admit is how I mostly show my affection...

I would love to tell you more about Myself but there isn't enough room on here to list my life story... (and if there was you wouldn't want to meet me..)

I will not just randomly message women on this site so trust assured if I message you I read what wrote in your profile and would like to know more about you... Just cause I messaged you does not mean I'm expecting to meet you the very next day or something like that... just looking for a chance to learn more about you and allow you to learn more about Myself...

I wish I could say all I wanted to here in this profile... but not enough time... it's already to d*mn long... Alot of women would have already quit reading it...
So hope you have awesome time here on POF and chat with you soon...

Ohh heres the rules I was told to post them...
These are what I have learned in My Past relationships...

Rule 1
Sex is not what a relationship is based on... but being sexually uncompatable with ruin every relationship...
Rule 2
Relationships are not 50/50... Everyone thinks they give more then they take.... (but women usually do give more)
Rule 3
Romance is not hard... It's so easy it's hard to remember to do IT...
Rule 4
Give to much??? The other person to always take more!!!
Rule 5
The past is history... You can't change it... May aswell move on... But that doesn't mean you don't learn from it... And only judge your partner by what they did to you not what your ex did to you
Rule 6
Don't do somethingm that if your partner was doing it and it would make you jealous... relationships are like walking on an edge of a knife no matter how sure you think your footing something little can push you off...
Rule 7
Words hurt more then brusies... Never fight when your really mad... Take a time out... Best time to talk about something that upsetting you is cuddling after sex... Your brain has different chemical in it to help calm you...
Rule 8
Kids come first... But you have to make time for each other... There should be at least on date night a month... If not week... Date night doesn't even have to leave the house...
Rule 9
Love is unconditional... But sure comes with alot of conditions... You must work together to achive the same goals... The paths might not always be the same to get there, but aslong as you meet back up its always the right path...
Rule 10
last thing ever said before going to sleep should be "I love You!"




How do you confuse a Man??? lol When I write an email to a person I state in it if they are interested to respond, and if not to delete it and I will take a hint...
but what to do when they read it, Don't respond, and don't delete it????



I would enjoy going for a walk do the path of Bower ponds... I enjoy being active so please be a person Whom likes to go out and do things...

I honestly think the best first date of one of these sites is a workweek lunch date...
you are time restrained... only got around an hour and if you find the person your with not to your liking work will steal you away and you don't have to make excuses for ending the date... if you connect you can always plan for a dinner date... LOL

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