Hello, and greetings, Ms. (Insert your name here).
If I can convince you to read this all the way through, I will plant a tree in your honor every day for the rest of my life or until next Tuesday, whichever comes first.
Me: Fun, sunny, intelligent, responsible, open, honest, good conversationalist, intensely curious. Former Jeopardy Champion...well, not really, but hey, I could have been, maybe -- it's possible. Errr-free typist. Excellent manners. Consistently smells good. Always thoughtful, helpful and highly affectionate. Approves of displays of public affection. Highly approves. In fact, I hope you'll have carnival knowledge with me on the checkout desk at the public library. (That's just like carnal knowledge except for the wearing of the exotic costumes and I get first dibs on the Zorro look.) Oh yeah, back to me. Love all animals but have none anymore, am great with kids or anybody, really. Love a lot of things, who could name 'em all? Could you? Come on, I dare ya!...See, it ain't so easy, is it, Baby?
You: She Who Remains Hidden
If you write and you're her, I will pay you one billion dollars.
First Date
Marry you -- right then. "Where's that drunken preacher?
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