Hi,I'm rewriting my profile because my brother wrote the last one,I appreciate his help and his intentions were good but If he ever lost his job I'm sure he could get another one writing obituaries ,BORING!(lol).He made me sound like I was about as much fun as a Root Canal(lol).Every time I read it I felt like violins should be playing in the background(lol).As the old saying goes If you want something done right you have to do It yourself, so here goes.I dispise winter so I like to escape to somewhere warm for a week or two,mexico is my favourite destination.In summer I like to go up north cottaging and fishing.I enjoy sports but the only chance I have at being good at them is reincarnation(lol).I was blessed with the hand eye coordination of a brain dead laboratory ape(lol).I also have a motorcycle I like to ride from time to time,but don't worry I'm no evil kneivel.I love animals especially in a stew or BBQed(lol),Just kidding I really do love animals,I would never hurt an animal,I think you can tell alot about a persons character by the way they treat animals.I'm basically looking for a woman who is not going to make my life a living hell(lol),someone who is sweet and funny and not too hurt or bitter to love or be loved.You don't have to be perfect just yourself.If I sound at all interesting feel free to contact me If not I wish you the best of luck.P.S. no karate experts I want a woman I can take If I have to(lol). Take Care.

First dates can be so awkward,so lets keep it simple:cup of coffee,maybe a walk in the park(with our coffees lol)bowling or whatever we both decide is fine with me