I am about to celebrate the 15th anniversary of my 25 birthday, because the Big FOUR-OHHHHHHHH is just around the corner. I know that I am getting old, because my 6yr old can now beat me in video games. Depressing!!!! And he showed me how to restart cartoons using the remote control, and our cable service provider. I had no idea that you could do that. Damn, I am turning into my parents. Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

I am looking for a bright, happy, self confident, strong (even the strongest of us needs shoulder to lean on from time to time), easy going woman. I am bright, funny, extremely quick witted (PC for smart-ass; but never in malice), a great dad, and try to have a good time no matter what I am doing. Life is way too short to worry about the little things.

I don't feel old, and still enjoy playing kickball with the kids at family get together's. I am kicking 0.761 for my family get together kickball career. 254HR, 148 triples, 1231 doubles, and 3242 singles. I am on fire. (disclaimer: actual kickball statistics my have been altered for entertainment purposes)

I have very little drama. I have a son, that I spend as much time with as possible. I have no enemies, My family is stable. My ex isn't’t a complete pita. I am not into hitting clubs, nudie bars, etc. I would rather go out to dinner, camping, or see a good movie together.

No Drug Users, No Alcoholics, No Liars, No Cheaters,

It is funny: The way to live life is not to sweat the small things, but in relationships it is only the small things that we can control. We have no control over the “big” issues so it is the little things that we do for each other that makes our Significant other feel special. Do you expect to get a 3 karat diamond for Christmas, or does it just take getting $5 flower from the grocery for no reason to make you feel special?

I can cook anything that ran, walked, swam, or flew. It will be the best food that you have ever had; I have a money back guarantee and I have been known to have to pay out. I like my veggies raw. I hate doing dishes, But I will with a little help.


Best line ever from the late Chris Thomas:
"Tell someone you love them today." (meaning: You may never get the chance again.)

First Date Something simple, and quiet. We can meet for a beer, iced tea, ice cream, margaritas, we can meet at the 7/11 and hide in the cooler, anything cold. What is the deal with every one's desire for hot coffee. Hell, we can even do iced coffee.

Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not do drugs