I'm not really concerned with my about me section. I edit it for fun sometimes just to see what kind of madness I can get away with in here and still attract women. I will first set the record straight, I'm not interested in any haggard looking 30 year old women who are desperate to get hitched or extremely lonely. Buy a cat and embrace your fate. And nobody I think is the type of girl you could pick up at the gas station, as romantic as that might be.

I like to include a few facts about me

-I will shamelessly cheat at board games if forced to play. Board games are for communists and small children.

-I will tell people pretty much exactly what I think of them. Even you

-I would love to punch a clown. I don't know why, it seems like fun though.

-I toy with people I don't like

-I'm kind of mean but there is a side of me that is sentimental and pretty loyal for those people I do think highly of.

-Palin is just Dan Quayle with tits, and Biden is a racist playing the "I have a black friend card" ala Stephen Colbert.

coffee shop, some activity, drinks, the beach if i happen to be at the beach, strip club. But no dinner or movies on a semi-blind date. That would royally suck if I didn't like you to be stuck between humiliating you by walking out, or having to endure a whole hour or two trying to patronize you.