About me, well I often call my friends collect, even if they live in the same area code. I like to cut coupons and hand then out for gifts on special occasions. I like to send bills to my treating physician for my time spent in the waiting room. Occasionally I even drive to the store in reverse. I insist that when my friends email me, all the emails have to have in the subject line "you are the king".

I have a dog, named Titan, hes one of those funny lap dogs, yet he don't yap much. I have taken him to work before and put him in the back of my cruiser, and told others he's our new k-9, funny they would never belive me, that a eight pound Yorkie could be a k-9, I tell them he can hump a leg with the best of them.

I am the light of the party. I have a great sence of humor. I am huge on making others smile and laugh. I believe in truth, honesty and integrity.



I learned a long time ago it is easier to talk one into hand cuffs than fight them into them.

What ever makes one feel safe. but some of the things I preferr to do, and if you like we can do as well are:

I Ask people what sex they are. Then I Laugh hysterically after they answer.

I often Pay off my MasterCard with my Visa.

I even call the psychic hotline and ask them if they know what I am wearing.

I Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid.

Have a tea party with your pets.

I Page myself over the intercom But I Don't disguise my voice.

In the memo field of all your checks, I write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS".

At lunch time, I sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars just to See if they slow down.

I Have all my co-workers address me by my wrestling name, Rock Hard.

I also have this unnatural fear of staplers, I know , I know....