So. Whaddaya wanna know?

Answers to common questions:

My favorite color is vermilion.

My favorite cheese is Havarti.

My favorite episode of Seinfeld is "The Contest."

My favorite legume is the chickpea.

My favorite President is Calvin Coolidge.

I have never committed arson ... intentionally.

I have exactly ten fingers and exactly ten toes. No missing or extra chromosomes either.

I once almost choked to death on a Mentos. While at work.

I currently do not work. I'm focused on graduate school. (And also my vegetable garden. You know, for the coming apocalypse. What, you mean you don't listen to Glenn Beck?)

I drive a silver 2000 Lexus LS 400. And the previous sentence is not a lie if you simply change "Lexus LS 400" to "Pontiac Sunfire."

I do not do heroin, cocaine, meth, mescaline, or horse tranquilizers. Occasionally I pop a Rolaid. (But don't tell my probation officer, m'kay?)

I do not have a probation officer.

I don't have sex on the first date, unless you ask *really* nicely.

I Mudkips. ^_^

I spend WA-A-AY too much time online.

I love cats. I tolerate birds. I kick dogs.

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Geez. You know what? You're really nosy. STOP PRYING!!!

:-/

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