ATTENTION, ATTENTION THIS IS NEW AND I HOPE IT IS NOT LAME.........
You see the instructions above say the following, "If your profile is really lame it won't matter how good your message is"

Damn I should have read that 2 yrs ago. I'd be married by now.........

Now that I have your attention. let me tell you something about me.

I stand 8 ft 3 in tall
I tip the scales at 98 pounds.

It says to talk about your hobbies. Well I just love to golf and go to concerts. While in Folsom Prison in the 70's I was at Johnny Cash's show and on the prison golf team.
Since I am an ex con the best job I have been able to secure is "wood chuck". Which has been very profitable for me. And I do have the answer to that age old question.

1. One 400 ft tall tree in 3 days
2. 100 trees in a year.

Now once you quit laughing, know this as absolute truth. I am just a regular guy looking for a great woman to spend my money on.......

Hugs Steve

First date should be banned. It is the second and third that are most important. People are so nervous on the first date there should only be the second and third. Once the third is reached, all bets are off.attem