I am a checker in a store, and u want to ask me out...but you can only have 10 items or less . Each item has to be related to the date and u want to win me over so I say Yes...
what items would they be and why?

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Lets go fishing..if they aren't biting ...Lets go skinny dipppin.. Backyard BBQ's, blanket, star and cloud watching, walking in the (spring) rain, horseback riding, river floats, laughlin,Love baby oil body slides.(Massages)..
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We go thru life with so many expectations. We give everything we can to our kids, out spouse's and our families. Then one day, it all does an about face. We have been told, or we found out..happened upon the truth..who knows..but one things is true,.we can never take back or fix what has been done..
I did not ask for this life..of what its become..Now the only thing I know for sure...Is I have to go forward one foot in front of the other...Not knowing where my future will take me...but no-one can take me away from me. I have to be my own best friend.
I am a honest dependable, happy fun and quick witted person. I am low maintance and live a simple life. I can be happy kickin it at home, or taking amll road trips..

A first date is somewhere U think is awsome, yet somewhere we can talk, maybe throw a blanket on the grass/sand and just sit and talk. Or we can get in a small boat, and just drift along..talking enjoying the time together..Get to know each other. If it isn't going well, we are adults, we can still enjoy the time and say our good byes at the end.If worse comes to worse, we go away as friends..

baby oil massages are always a good way to unwind..as is relaxing in a jacuzzi.I do prefer sleep overs now and again , as I miss the morning woody that so starts the morning activities. Are u game?
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