"I once knew a young man named Gangster Kitten.
The truth about women he'd written.
So we asked our dark lord
To make sure he scored,
And now all the ladies are smitten." - A wonderful forum poet


I'm the self-proclaimed "Deep Space Gangster Kitten". Shhh, it's my secret Identity. Why would I call myself such a ridiculous name? Well, Kitty Cats are cool animals. They are mellow and independent; Im A Gangster Kitten because i'm cooler than the average kitty cat - In fact, I'm *so* cool im as chill as Deep Space. It's pretty chill in space, you know. But, who am I... Really? Well...

So, I'm a nerd. I admit it. But I'm looking to be an awesome nerd, by being able to (somewhat) fix your computer and share really awesome tidbits of information you'd be titilated to know.

Did you know a cat will not step on tinfoil, under any circumstances? It's true. Test it on your cat. And knowing is half the battle.

I'm currently employed in a 6-Employee small business. I do a bunch of computer stuff - Data entry, to database administration, to writing articles for newsletters. It sounds a lot more prestigious than it is though - but it gets the bills paid.

I haven't finished college, but it's my number 1 goal right now. Money is kind of tight at the moment, I wanted to start this semester. I'm an aspiring Highschool English Teacher.

You know that really cool teacher from highschool that everyone liked, and you learned more in his class in 15 minutes than any other class the entire school year? I think that could be me. I really think students need a better expansion on literature, creative writing, and overall better language arts skills... But I digress.

I love poetry, and not sappy-Love poetry either. Poems are kind of like tasty burritos. On the surface, you have the tortilla, but there's all kinds of meaty goodness under the surface.

Yes, I play video games. It's a major hobby of mine. I'm definately willing to put them down to make time for you though. And that's no bullcrap. (That doesn't mean i'm going to stop playing altogether). I read too, and have been lookin' for some friends to get out with.

I have an eclectic taste in music. Everything from Johnny Cash, to The Wu-Tang Clan. I like some more esoteric genres of music. DJ Krush is one of my favorite 'musicians' if you will. He's Trip Hop. Imagine Rap with only the beats and really cool rhthym. That's Trip Hop. I like *some* alternative rock, most pop music I do not like.

Some of my Favorite musicians:
DJ Krush
NIN
Tool
A Perfect Circle
John Coltrane and Miles Davis
Johnny Cash
The GZA
(this is not a complete list, so much as a taste).

I love Film. But who doesn't, right? I have to admit I have a soft spot for the more story-driven Indie Films. But any good movie is a thumbs up! I live alone, have my own place, and a car. I'm awesome, or something.

I'm a laid back, easy-going kind of guy. I admit I don't like excitement too much, and enjoy just going with the eb and flow of the world, moving at my own pace. Which is a slow one. I don't like to live fast; take it slow and enjoy the moment, I say.

I do like some non-nerdy stuff. I do have an interest in sports. Atheleticism and talent are interests of mine. I focus on Professional sports, I admit; so a lot of Gamecock talk goes over my head. My favorite teams are all the Chicago ones, cept the Sox. My Father is from Chicago, and his fandom of their teams rubbed off on me.
How bout those Bears? Bums.

I love all animals, with a bias towards cats. I'm sure you could tell though.

The type of woman that I would prefer would be someone who also is easy going and laid back as well. If sitting on a bench in a park and having a conversation all day sounds great to you, we'd bode very well together.

I like smart women. Intelligence is sexy. If you know who TS Eliot was, I'm aroused -Intellectually of course... Well, maybe.

If you've read this far into my profile, I applaud you for having so much patience, and can only assume you have *some* vested interest in me. I thank you for that, even if you no longer find me to be a match with you.

I love animals, so I always dream of taking my sweetie to the zoo here in Columbia, I've never been, and I've heard it's a really awesome place. But, not necessarily the first date.

Dinner and Drinks, though, is never a bad idea.