SO yeah I have a boyfriend, I am just on here to keep in contact with some friends I have made, and the fourms cause there is nothing as entertaining as talking about my sisters sexual disfuction online!


I have come up with a master plan so that I don’t have to date. I am going to do a potential boyfriend line up. Where a bunch of guys just stand in a row, say what they are looking for and what they like and dislike and then get naked (lets face it girls can be shallow too). Then I will just point to the one who seems like the best fit and he will be my new boyfriend. There is a big flaw with this plan though; the only people who would show up for something like that would be perverts and carnies. So I guess I have to stick to this whole dating thing.

So I guess that’s enough about that we should get to the important things like ME. Really I am not self centered but its fun to pretend from time to time. I am 27 and I am a student, being back in school makes me feel really old but I am glad I am doing it, just wish I had done it when I was younger. I would like to become a nurse midwife and teach women about there bodies. I don’t feel enough women know about their personal health and would like to help make a change in that.

Right now I have 13 tattoos you can see some of them in my pictures. Tattoos are important to me personally. They tell the story of my life and the things that I believe and hold dear to me. I am not one of those people who only likes other people with tattoos; I think that’s kind of silly. Me having tattoos is just part of me, I don’t need someone who is the same as me, I don’t think I could handle that anyhow.

I love to be out in nature. There is just something about being out in the woods that makes you feel so small in the world but good at the same time, if that makes sense. I love to hike, camp, fish and the water. I love to swim I could swim before I could walk; I think I must have been a fish in another life.

Cooking is a huge passion of mine. I think I just like to take care of people and filling their belly is just another way of doing it. My friends and I sometimes do Iron Chef Competitions and I am always the winner. I am not really competitive but I do like being the best cook. I actually know how to can food and make jellies and jams. I don’t even eat jelly or jams but my friends love getting it as gifts, I hear my blueberry jam is to die for.

I love to laugh I think laughing is the greatest thing in the world. I have a strange and obscure sense of humor with a bit of 12 year old perv thrown in for good measure. I think the name I picked for this ad kind of gives a little idea. It’s hard to describe humor on these things I think you would just have to get to know me to “get it”.

I can be a bit of a home body, but usually my friends are hanging out at my house with me so I am not a hermit or anything. I am just not into the whole party 24/7 thing. I go out about once or twice a month and get my drink on. I think that’s all this city can take of me because when I do want to let lose I do let lose, but always in good fun and in reasonable good taste. I am generally a laid back person and I can get along with just about anyone.

Well if all that sounds good to you here is the down side. I have herpes. Granted 1in 5 have it so it’s really not a big deal, but if it is something you are not familiar with it can be really scary. I just like to be open and up front about this right away. I really hate to have to have “the talk”. Trust me I don’t like having it but it is completely manageable and predictable so all in all not too much to worry about. If you want to ask me anything about it you can, I am very open about it.

going to kelly's on the beach hanging out eating a sloppy roast beef with extra sauce, getting all over my face and feeding the left overs to the gulls. Maybe go bowling so you can check out my ass and hope you dont strike out. Or we could go to a dollar store or a party store and play with the random things they have there, it really helps when there is any weird silent spots in a convo.

Age between 24 and 37
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be married