I'm a divorced mother of two. I could write a book on just that. I'm also a messy procrastinator who is always five minutes late. I'm also honest enough to tell you that you have cilantro stuck to your teeth. I'm funny, sarcastic, intelligent, sweet, and somewhat charming. I still believe I can change the world.

My ideal man would be a good parent. He would be tolerant of my faults, intelligent, energetic, competitive, romantic, but not mushy, optimistic, funny, and young at heart.

The qualities I find most unattractive are dishonesty, impatience, rigidity, stupidity, pessimism, laziness, and stuffiness. My children are my world, and if a man has children he chooses not to care for neither financially, physically, nor emotionally, he has no chance with me. Nor do I find unemployment on a permanent basis sexy.

Basically, I feel I'm a pretty down-to-earth, low-maintenance woman with low drama, and I'm looking for the same.. well, only that it has to be male. Physical appearance does matter to me, in that there has to be some physical attraction.

My ideal first date would be a walk by the lake, followed by a picnic dinner, and maybe an evening swim while the sunset reflects on the water. It would consist of a great conversation; I would probably make you laugh harder than you've laughed in a while. You'd probably notice I'm a great listener and a good friend. If you're expecting a hook-up or booty call, I'd probably throw you in the lake. A kiss wouldn't be out of the question, though.

Male
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
Must not smoke