Internet dating is a wonderful tool that affords you the opportunity to reach deep within yourself to discover things about you and about the type of person you want to be with so that you may screen a group of potential mates down to that one perfect person that wants absolutely nothing to do with you.


The details of my life are quite inconsequential...Very well - where do I begin? First and foremost, I pride myself in being a good man and good father...

I tend to use humor for most situations especially to break tension - occasionally at the wrong time. Making other people laugh - on purpose - is always at the top of my to-do list. The person I'm interested in being with should definitely have a good sense of humor, but it should be her own. Someone that does not take it for granted that everything is funny and every joke works. Maybe she's someone that will tell me when my wisecracks actually failed? Someone that will only laugh when I say or do something genuinely funny. You can fake an o* with me - but PLEASE never, ever fake a laugh. Somebody maybe that can make me laugh for a change? Let's have lots of banter and call each other on our BS...All that being said, I'm mostly an introvert prone to quiet when things slow down. I'm a hopeless romantic and have done lots of cliche things like "wearing my heart on my sleeve"... I really just want a strong woman that knows what's in her heart and knows what she wants. Where are you already? Let's meet and see if we're a match!

...If I've made just one person laugh with the contents of my profile, then this will have all been worth it. Thank you for reading.

Also, I like big butts and I cannot lie...

let's play it by ear until we've talked about this maybe?

Female
Age between 18 and 38
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
Must not do drugs
Must not smoke