Well, been there done that doesn't even seem like it means anything anymore. All you can do is try, right? That I have done. Have had a lot of experiences in my life, wouldn't trade one for the world.
I'm pretty happy, looking for some friends, conversation, play cards, have a drink, whatever. lol I just got to get out a little more often. I have a wonderful son who's my best friend. I just started a great new job so that's going to be interesting.
The rest of my life is kind of up in the air right now. lol La belle aventure! But you can never have too many friends, right. :)
I had a profile before and go a lot of of praise on my take on the club scene. I thought I'd end with a few observations:
- That girl humping your girlfriend seems to like your girl, but it's 1000 to 1 that she'd even invite you along. Playboy has misled you
- One voicemail to a girl when she said to call is polite, two is thorough, three is sad and four might be a restraining order. Get a hint.
- If you meet a girl in a stripper get-up, go out a bunch of times and she becomes your girlfriend. You can't really say much about what she wears, right... Lesson is, don't date strippers.
- Don't ever act out in a club in any other way than what your girlfriend would aprove of seeing in person. Thanks to Facebook and others, pictures of your deeds may make it home before you do. The previous line didn't mean get away with what you can.
- I'm more than just a nice ass. How would it feel if I came home, kissed you on the cheek and says nice boobs. lol Throw a sincere compliment this way once in a while too. hehe
- Man nipples may not have a purpose, but that doesn't mean twist them off.
- Crabs is something one pays way too much for in Shediac, not something to bring home from the clubs. I don't beleive in the catch of the day. And I will practice catch and release if I sense choppy waters. That's a lot of fishig metaphores. I used to be a fisherman.
- What do you say to a girl wearing 'spank me' on her shirt who complains people don't take them seriously.
- If the mere mention of another girls name pisses you off, it's going to be pretty hard to learn about where I've been and what I'd done in my life. There are girls EVERYWHERE! lol Plus no one's pretending to be a virgin here.
- I think it takes longer to fall in love than the cab ride form the Voodoo home... ;-)
- Far too many kids are conceived in the Rodeo parking lot nowadays...
- I like watching movies at home, where you can pause it to go pee... plus I'm cheap. lol
- My son has a mom, and a good one, I'm looking for someone who can be his friend and that's good enough. Asking 100 questions about my son while trying to get to know me is creepy.
I'm far from bitter. Just try to be funny. I'm honest, upfront, know what I want, and certainly what I don't. I always mean what I say and say what I mean.
You can never have too many friends, message me, I seldom message first.
I'd have to be psychic to guess what you like doing without knowing you yet, right? ;-)
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