Well why are you looking at my profile?I warned you, I told you I was trash! Here is a list of my positives:
*I wake up in the morning and could care less about showering...much less brush my teeth it's a waste of time. I would hate to brush away the food storage places in between each tooth, let alone it fills up the holes that have formed over the years!
*I hope the woman I meet owns a car because I really can't afford one. So any dates that you want to ride in style, I hope you pimped your ride. Other than that public transportation is pretty cheap.
*I can't work because I am to lazy. I really love the fact that most woman support me. I just don't understand why the relationships only last a few days.
*I love to stay at home and watch TV all the time...sports and soap operas all day. Since I don't work I can't afford cable. I save a lot of money that way.
* My hygene is super! I have green feet that I have worked very hard all my life to aquire. I found that if I wash them the green may come off, so I don't worry about it. I have white specs in my hair that I can't seem to get rid of. I don't want to get rid of them because of the microscopic insects that live on my head feeds on these specs.
*I love to exercise every day. I get up eat and walk to the couch. I can't imagine anyone wanting anymore than that. I've tried walking across the street but I get to tired. So I came to the conclusion that I really do to much. Now, most days I don't bother getting out of bed.
Some of my dating experiences: *I can't figure out why all my dates never call me back since I let them pay for everything. I don't work, so I can't afford anything. I once got engaged...I could not understand, I bought the best ring that the gumball machine offered! We even got a free piece of gum that accidentley slipped out. She got mad.
*Any woman that has kids scare me. I love kids as long as they are quiet, don't bother me, don't own a cell phone, game system or any other electronic item. I just seem to get real jealous since I can't afford any of this.
*I really don't understand...I go out on a date and admire all the other woman around me. I try not to pay to much attention to my date. I just figure that with my boring pathetic personality, It's better I try searching right away before the date is over. I once went out dancing with a date, I was the party pleaser. I got up dancing and everyone was laughing. Could not understand why she left. I always though it was good to make people laugh!
In Closing: Even though I have a lot of positives that most woman find pathetic (really don't know why) I really think that the right woman will put up with my baggage! Did I mention that prison food is great! Please don't ask me to be faithful because that is just not in my blood. I really am boring, a big jerk, and unfaithful. I argue all the time because I want to win. All the walls in my house have holes in them because of my temper.
So again I ask:
Why are you reading my profile? Please read my first date for more info
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