All right?

That's my usual intro when I meet anyone, either that or "Eff off" under my breath - but seriously though, getting my feet in the wet cement and all that, I would say I am up for anything which could include a walk up a hill or alternatively a walk down a hill. I am looking for a lassie (within the range of 18-22, 23-25, 26-29 and 30-36) who can respond to my sense of humour, and get into deep meaningful conversations, discussing complexities of diverse topics, and also someone who can talk sh&te when they want to.

So if you are still reading, well done. More about me - I can be happy, depressed, angry, sad, boring, exciting, strange, complex, or not be bothered.

I have a great desire to take someone who I get on with such as a prospective lass, down (wait for it!) Alton Towers for a day or two.

I can also be quite spontaneous, so you would have to keep up with me. Then again, sometimes I just want to watch a DVD, with a big glass of coke.

Don't do drugs, don't smoke, don't watch football and I can't iron to save myself - in fact I'd gladly pay someone to do it for me.

In fact this has turned out to be a job ad for free - nice one!

Here's the offer ladies - if after our first encounter, we don't hit it off, you will have the opportunity to make a bit of spare cash and do some ironing.

Yes, I can almost hear my inbox filling up now.

Anyway, ironing aside (i wish) if you are impressed with my incessant drivel, please get in touch for some more.

Updated - Goes with the photograph!
Okay, so that's the Tardis in the background of the picture and you may think I should have been the next Doctor, however I'm not into Scifi (I'll watch it, but that's as far as it'll go) anyway that's the newest photo of me. Cheers

Looking for a lass who is up for being taken out to a cafe to get the crack going.

P.S. That's not an opportunity for an addict as I strongly object to crack. In fact I hate seeing crack altogether.