About me ? They say honesty is the best policy..cant get anymore honest than this!
I smoke( i pay my fair share of taxes)
I dont drive ( shock horror!!)
I can be moody ( show me a woman who isnt)
Can be irrational (really must get this honesty thing under control!)
Im overweight (lets get real here..Ive got more cushioning than DFS!)
Im too trusting (not an invitation to abuse it )
Im just everso slightly cynical ( really have no clue why ?!?)
I can be indecisive (sometimes).......................
Ok..and now for the nice bits about me.
Im a caring compassionate person
Loyal (will defend you in public even if i know your wrong but ask you in private not to put me in that situation again)
Honest (perhaps too honest)
Non materialistic(its whats in your heart that counts,not your wallet)
Tactile and affectionate (not to be confused with all over and smothering)
Cook a mean full english and sunday roast!(Hey i wasnt bought up on microwave meals)
Im confident yet shy (yes i know i thats a contradiction)
I think im witty (only witty to those who laugh)
And for some random things about me..
Im left handed..
I have a 33" inside leg..
I can waffle alot about nothing..
I hate glossing paintwork..
Can lay a patio from start to finish..
Bacardi and Lemonade is my fave drink..Or Rose wine
Ive lived in Spain..
I have 2 tattoos..
My pet hate is people who open cereal boxes by ripping them open..the flaps there for a reason..
Sci Fi bores the pants off me..as my two children will testify after a trip to the cinema where i only saw the first 5 mins of the film and then woke for the closing credits!!!
Ive been skinny dipping...obviously when i was skinny (could have been in my previous life)..
Hmmm..im sure there are more, will add when i think about them..
Well...lets see now, Have you have got past the pic, got past the negatives, quite like the positives and want to find out more..?
Friends come in all shapes and sizes..however caring and compassionate doesnt make me a free councilling service, if you are still hung up on your ex or your wife isnt treating you right, then tell her and not me and then try Relate.
The man who will compliment me for a long term relationship will be tall (no offence to shorter men, but im 5ft 11) have had children already, be local for realistic dating..Oh and have a kiss that will make my jeans fall to the floor!!!
Happy searching and may your hearts find what your minds desire x
Obviously this nice stuff doesnt work, Should i become the lying, cheating, materialistic, serial stalker that seems to have alot more success ?? Answers on a postcard please........
I am fascinated...the amount of people having thier dates on a beach is huge..How many actually live near a beach to do that? I suppose the sandpit in the park doesnt have the same effect really?!?
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