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MASSTA
Age: 31
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not fat not hairy! : cupid hates me....
City
THE RANCH.... California
Sign
Aries
Height
5' 11" (180 cm)
Age
29 year old Man
Smoker?
No
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Black hair
Body Type
Athletic
Religion
Christian - other
I AM ABIG NERD
dating
                
 
 
I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Dating

Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Single
Profession
MONSTER ENERGY
Smarts
Associates degree
Do you want children?
Yes
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
No
Do you have a car?
Yes
 
Interests
boatingoff roadingmotorcycles
hobbnobbingmy doggy scrap manhavasu
the beach barsgirls girls girlsmuscle cars
wakeboardingprerunnerglamis
campfireshoola hoop competitions
About Me
wow this is a lot like window shopping...kinda cool,well what to say, im a single man with an awesome life that always leads me intonew and exciting situations and occationaly a few horrible ones, butt hey thats life, shake it off and take another swing...i like doing fun things like taking the boat out for a weekend on the river or cruzin around the beach on my bike..im in the gym 4 to 5 days a week and try to be as healthy as possible,(im tryin to cheat an early death!), i love coming home to my roomate scrappy(my dogg) and watching him go nuts cuz hes so stoked to see me,,my favorite holiday is the 4th of july because i get to blow things up, dont know why butt its fun... i owen a home here at the ranch & i live alone and love it, i just cant handle roomates unless they are my girlfreind or something close to that- probably cuz i doesnt bugg me if they catch me cruzin down to the fridge in my birthday suit-if ya feel me!!!! other than that im your normal so cal guy born and raised and here to stay,,,..take a look if you like what you see then hit me back....and how fu#@kin cool is this dancin bannana well till then.... muah...

POST SCRIPT: I DONT HAVE AND PROBABLY NEVER WILL HAVE ANY TATTOOS! SO FOR ALL THE INK WHORES OUT THERE WHO THINK IM NOT COOL CUZ I DONT PLEASE MOVE ON TO THE DUMPSTER DOWN THE WAY!THANKS!! LOL .....

First Date
i pull up to the house,hot girl hops in my lamborgini, we drive straight to LAX and steal daddys private jet, then head to vegas for dinner under the iffle tower and a few coctails to losen up the mood, the next stop is 54 or rain for some flashy dance moves,.,about 12oclock hop a cab back to the airport,,once back in LA. depending on the vibe its either rosscoe's for some chicken n waffles or straight back to my hilltop mansion for a little soak in the hot tub and some cool bedroom acrobatics staring me and yourself....(bowchickawawa!!)..sound good?.....CALM DOWN its just a joke!!!!.......hahahehe...........................................................OK.. OK for reals this time, maybee we could hit a comedy club that serves some food n drinks, nice n simple have some laughs, afterwards a nice lounge with a fire place and some squishy sofas for a few more drinks and some good conversation....maybee a little goodnight kisss, if im lucky huhhhh!
Mail Settings (To message not fat not hairy! you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Female
Age between 18 and 32
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be married

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