Pop Quiz - Do you identify with any of the following?
1. Your profile says "Lives life to the fullest" (cringe).
2. Your body art includes a butterfly tramp stamp sticking out of your whale tail.( Classy!)
3. Your pics were either taken at Glamour shots in the mall or by one of your hands in an attempt to be sexy (you have friends and a camera, make it work)
4. You are a prowling coug or over the age of 35.
5. You don't think any of this is funny, you take yourself way too seriously and you actually have to go because you have a therapy appointment.

ME--> A Man.**** but not arrogant and more fun than you can handle. I'm a people person, honest, warm and comfortable anywhere. Little kids and dogs love me. I can dance (got rhythm for a white boy). I treat people every bit as well as I expect to be treated. I have amazing friends who think I'm like, really super funny. I'm well educated, open minded and wise beyond my years. I will not try to impress you or make excuses for myself. But I'm certainly not afraid to call you out (I welcome it in return)... When I see something I want, I go for it. That being said, I think talk is cheap but I'm confident in who I am and in knowing that I'm not yet as good as who I aspire to be... I'm averse to pettiness, drama and high maintenance. And I don't waste my time playing games or caring about what other people think... As far as women...I know what I want and I'm extraordinarily picky.

YOU-- Are petite and HOT! You're silly, sassy, sexy and smart. Beautiful both inside and out. You love who you are and embrace your faults. You're intensely sweet, hopelessly optimistic with an infectious warmth and energy that brings a smile to those you meet. You are proud to be a girly girl who loves puppies, babies and men who act like men. You can stand on your own but want someone strong to stand with. This is required. Not one to settle for less and neither should you. If that's not you, best of luck in your search.