THINK FAST! who is cooler than a guy who has shaved lightning bolts into the side of his head, has a motorcycle with a ****ing EAGLE on the front fender, and has a tattoo of a three eyed werewolf?

a) nobody, or
b) all of the above


the infamous 'stache is gone so this is my new profile. if you wish to see just how spectacular my moustache was, i will accept formal requests for pics. i didnt put pics up because i dont want vaginas exploding across ontario.

i work at the post office, which means my sexy fingers have probably fondled your mail. sexually.

i really enjoy a beer or ten.

i love to ride my motorcycle

i have one half sleeve, and just got the other one under way....and they are too badass for you.

i own my own house, but live with roomates.

i love all music, from death metal to country (ive played both and everything in between) and ive toured a lot throughout canada, and some in the states.

im not a murderer, drug dealer, child molester, or rapist....or AM i?

ive always wanted to beat down some little kids in laser quest for a first date. thought that could impress some of you girls? or maybe you would prefer to prowl downtown and beat up homeless people?