I am gentleman that takes care of my mind body and soul and for the most part I am a very patient person. While I love dancing and the nightlife I do prefer the conversation at a coffee shop or exploring something new like an art gallery. I am very affectionate with the right lady and would like to meet a lady that wouldn't take that for granted. I have a zany sense of humour and I would like to meet the same so we can engage in shennigans like setting the alarms to go off at Chinamart at the same time.

I am far from perfect but I do believe in learning and improving. So, if you are looking for a package of a serious (when the time calls for it), romantic, wacky, spontaneous dancing, classy man then I am just a click away.

*****PLEASE NOTE***** I guess I really want to see whom all reads these profiles and also to prove the point that women like bad guys and kick nice guys in the pants to insure that they finish last so I thought I would add this. I lie like a rug and I have a horrible memory so I have to lie about the lie untill you either shut-up about it or pull your hair out. I like kicking dogs and harassing midgets. One of my favorite past-times is looking for old-timey people with canes and stealing them only to use the cane to practice my golf-swing on pretty flowers and plants. If you don't like smoke then you are missing out. I get my "Prince-Albert" in a can and roll up smokes at fine dinning facilities. I like women with strong arms so they can hold the door open for me wherever we go. When my cell rings on a date, it is my prayer that it is a telemarketer so I can spend hours talking about their products. I hate driving so you must drive us wherever we go. You must also know how to iron and cook and fetch beer for me as I lie on the sofa covered in cheesy-puffs. If you like romance then you are in for a treat because my favorite line is "Get Nekid and Get in here.....NOW!" You must have good credit and a good paying job because face it....in a relationship someone has to have that. By the way, women dig my ride. It is a used U-Haul truck with all my stuff in it, so hit me up and I can come by.

If you have questions, then I have answers.

Buy lottery tickets then hit a biggie then paint the town red and lite cigars with $100.00 bills, burning the dance floor with our sweat and finally buying you those toe socks that all women love....hehehe