Hi.My name is Dion.I am usually a happy person.I did get depressed yesterday when the ice-cream man cut up my credit card.I love to laugh.I think I get it from my father.I was going to be named after my grandpa but you cant name a baby "town drunk".In high school,I was kind of a loser.I had to take my mom to the prom.The worst part is,we got drunk and totally made out.I was a pretty lonely kid.My imaginary friend would always play with the kid across the street.I think alot about death.I would like to die peacefully in my sleep,but i"ll probrably wind up being beaten to death by Chuck Norris.

I don't know what I would do on a first date.Something to ruin it I'm sure.I can already picture myself going to pull out a woman's chair and splitting my pants.I don't think it will be very romantic.It could actually be scary when the check comes and I fall to the ground and pretend to be having a seizure.